konfirm

Short for "Kontol Firman" (Firman Cock) in Indonesian

Person 1 : Has it been konfirm?

Person 2 : Yes, it's on the Kontol Firman

by Einz February 25, 2021

A Pickle for the Knowing Ones

A batshit insane book written by Timothy Dexter that is filled with political rants, complaints about his wife, and the most fucking beautiful spelling ever. There were complaints about the lack of punctuation so in the second edition, Timothy Dexter put and extra page in the back filled with punctuation and a note saying stick them wherever you want.

“I just read A Pickle for the Knowing Ones”

by Lluma June 9, 2021

knifing

Lying next to each other. Just lay on your back..parralell. Oh the innocence.

Knifing : lay paralell to some one.
Spooning : (type in spooning)
Forking : in relation to fucking.

We have a whole dictionary of sleep with the use of untensils.

by LanaT-x March 31, 2007

knobfisting

Using your fist to open up a woman who's tight, then finishing the job with your knob

I had to work 2 hrs last night to fist Jessica before I could knob her. A real excercise in knobfisting you could say!

by Doddi October 7, 2008

Knowie

Someone who , no matter what your talking about, has done the same thing, usually better. Also someone who knows everything and likes to critique everything you do despite the fact they can hardly function as human beings. Often times a coworker who knows everything "just ask them" except the fact that everyone calls him knowie behind his back

Worker1- do you know how to work this new machine?
Worker2- no but knowie just got here late and I'm sure he's gonna tell us

by MADMAC777 August 7, 2016

tac knifing

An action performed in Modern Warfare 2; used when talking about somebody who repeatedly uses the tactical knife attachment to perform kills. It's frequently paired with the perk Commando. This is a tactic commonly used by players deemed as a hiker.

Guy 1: Tac knifing is for n00bs!
Guy 2: What are you talking about? You were tac knifing yesterday when you called in that nuke at Sub Base!
Guy 1: I was tac knifing your mom last night.
Guy 2: ...

by TheJeebusofSuburbia May 26, 2010

Koofi Smacker

it refers to slapping a koofi, yarmulkah or other religious garb off. The disrespect is due to one's clouded religious beliefs being literally smacked off their stupid heads. 'na mean?

Jimmy Jones is that real deal Koofi smacker. Ma$e better watch out...

by Shake Dog April 17, 2005