Knobhead

A person who supports Manchester United

See that guy who sits in his armchair watching Manchester United, he's a right knobhead

by Lollylol January 14, 2016

Knobhead Trick

A trick to decieve your friends to get something that you want, though you may or may not deserve it. Or slyly doing something out of the view of your friends to get away with having to do more work.

Given the name from Peter Kay's "Uncle Knobhead"

similar to being two faced

1) Going to a party and laying ur coat on a bed to signify thats where ur staying.

2) Nagging someones head to make them tell you if they like you or not, and when they finally answer you, you shag their friends.

3) Telling your friend your going to the shop to get something, whilst really your goin meeting his/her ex-boy/girlfriend

4) Makin a brew at your mates house n not makin them one.

by MGMaster5000 May 24, 2004

knothead

Someone who just doesn't learn from sore experience, whose knotty head speaks to repeated thumpings for trying to do something they were told not to do.

My sack-o-shit father called us all knotheads when we tried to raid the cookie jar.

by Siva333 May 2, 2015

knoavore

One who eats food grown by people they know whenever possible.

She is a knoavore and shops for all her fruit and vegetables from farmers she knows at the local farmer's market.

by Zimbabwe boy July 29, 2011

Knowah

Knowah is someone whoo;
♥Has really soft lips, (:
+Is simalar to Biggie Smallssss!
♥Is sweet and kind, (:
+Looks like he will FUCKING KILL YOU!
♥Will always make you smile, (:
+Happens to be funnnnyy as shit!
♥Has the cutest dimples ever, (:
+Is my nigga K!

+Damn he is big and scary like Knowah!
♥Awe, that was cute...like knowah, (:

by martiekayla March 19, 2010

Knobhead

Knobhead, aka a "Kevin", often found in meanial roles, always a Jobsworth and pain in the arse.

That storeman is a complete knobhead, he will never give us what we need.
Traffic wardens are all Kevins they won't give you time to take a piss without issuing a ticket, the Knobheads.

by Tractorpuller September 6, 2012

knothe

v.
1. To fool or trick another person or animal in a manner that is comical to others.
2. To unknowingly commit a mistake or blunder.

adj. (knothe-like)
1. Describes some form of chicanery that is reminiscent of the legendary P. Knothe

n. (knother)
1. a person or animal that is known for fooling or tricking others through some form of deceptive action.

v.
1. Jeremy likes to knothe his friends incessantly, as if everyday were April Fool's Day.
2. Rob realized he had knothed himself when he noticed that he didn't have his wallet with him at the bar.

adj. (knothe-like)
1. Patrick's actions at the bar proved very knothe-like as he tricked the young coeds into returning to his apartment for a night of debauchery.
Jeremy's frequent knothe-like antics as a postal worker caused his supervisor to bring him up for review.

n. (knother)
1. Troy, the ultimate knother that he is, used the hidden-ball trick to win the dodgeball championship game for his team.

by rs January 19, 2005