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Gay Knitting Era

The era an aging gay man enters after being a barfly for a decade and swearing they will always be the life of a party. Hangovers start to hit harder, the single gay man takes up hobbies such as knitting or collecting teapots. Gets excited about watching the news and other things he always called boring.
"I'm in my Gay Knitting Era, I never thought I would be that boring gay but here I am. I can't handle nights out anymore would rather watch the news"
by HarryThompson2004 September 26, 2022
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Nairobi knitting circle

Where three or more people sit naked on the floor, toes interlocked, while pleasuring themselves and making clocking noises
My wife and I participated in a nairobi knitting circle with two other couples last night
by chops1015 January 16, 2026
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Lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting

Code used in Plymouth chemsex party circles to mean losing an anal toy in an orifice.
I can't come out tonight, still sore. lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting...
by JannerDyke June 24, 2019
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Get on with your own knitting

An east Anglian English alternative for 'mind your own business'. Especially used by the older generation - and knitters.
Kevin: "Mate, you are making that pasta all wrong, you add pasta to sauce not sauce to pasta".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".
by TobEyEuz May 19, 2015
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knotting

When animals mate, specifically canines--I'm actually not sure about felines--the penis enlarges during climax and remains enlarged to the point where he is literally stuck inside the female for as long as it the mating process goes on.

This happens to ensure insemination, and the male can ejaculate several times before he is shrinks down small enough to unmount. This is used as a kink of sorts in hybrid / abo fanfictions.
"Does this fic have knotting in it?"

"Is it a knot fic?"
by capurseus January 27, 2017
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Knottingley

Knottingley a town like no other, if you think Castleford is bad, wow you'll be begging for a lift back to Cas from drug dealer Caden in his stolen fiat 500, the moment you step foot in this hell hole. Not giving a dam hes high on crack, smack and crystal meth. Knottla as its affectionately known, is as toxic as chernoble, people have extra limbs, three eyes and black teeth. Nothing lives in Knottla apart from smokers for some odd reason they survive immune to the radioactivity and Staffordshire bull terriers. Although uglier than standard Staffies. If you have to visit I recommend a lead suit and a covid mask. Do not take any personal possessions as you will be mugged. People only go there to buy drugs or spread gods word, although it's rare outsiders survive a visit, a bible my offer some protection but will not save you from growing an extra head.
It's a place, I live in Knottingley.
by bootcutter67 March 9, 2023
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knotting

Just before a dog cums the centre of it's penile shaft expands out. So the cum doesn't leak out.
Women into bestiality take great pride in being able to take the knot.
by tarzan August 2, 2003
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