kluntoris

The area behind one's knee.

Brewster ran his fingers up my calf before caressing my kluntoris.

by Gmore September 16, 2008

Klunder

to live in a fantasy world where one thinks they have an extra large penis; where in reality they have a nothing more than a small dill pickle.

damn, the bitch wanted more, but all i could give her was my klunder.

by elke January 28, 2005

klung

klung is a synonym for a fit (but somewhat loose) bird and/or her vagina.
Invented in the good ol' East End of London.

Boy 1: "yo, I would raaa bone that klung over there."

Boy 2: Indeed my friend, indeed.

by eZee now August 24, 2009

Klunge

Klunge is a local slang word in Washington DC, used to describe those who are temporarily resident in the city, but are not on an internship etc., usually international academic researchers.

The groundbreaking research was produced by a Klunge scholar.

by klungicle July 24, 2012

Klunke

Klunke is a name referred to a person that is significantly homo. Somebody who enjoys the act of "klunking" his penis inside that of another man's penis. It is referred sometimes as sword fighting. A Klunke is a someone who is traumatized by an act in early childhood and tries to fill the ever growing emotional void with gay intercourse.

Sadly our uncle touched him when he was a kid, so he decided to become a Klunke.

by WeedMongerer May 18, 2011

klundini

While performing sex in any position, the male will suddenly stop, pull out, leave the room, and begin to wander around the house. Possibly getting lost. He will need to be reminded to come back and finish the job using a step by step process.

Girl 1: I cant believe I got klundinied last night by that guy!
Girl 2: What happened?
Girl 1: He just stopped in the middle of sex to go make himself a sandwich. I had to remind him to come back and finish!

by Ehhhhh...I stink! June 28, 2011

Klunt

When a lecturer gives you no support though-out the year and still marks harshly at the end of the course. (Named after an amalgamation of a particularly useless lecturer.)

That lecturer was useless in my final year. He was such a klunt.

by Ninja_Terrapyn July 8, 2020