A form of government characterized by the purposeful appointment of half incompetent staff and half self interst directed personnel. The incompetents distract from the public good being looted.
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I stole a gift for my sister the other day and she was pissed. What an unappreciative little kleptophobe.
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Normally Bob is completely trustworthy unless he's had a Xanax then he becomes a kleptoxaniac I will try to steal anything not nailed down and some things that are!
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"Hipsters and bankers, priests and surgeons, welder, waiter and square, all Americans have their Kleptoplutacratic keepers to thank for their somnambulism."
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"Hipsters and bankers, priests and surgeons, welder, waiter and square, all Americans have their Kleptoplutacratic keepers to thank for their somnambulism."
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The irresistible urge to steal lighters from those around you. People with this disorder are compelled to borrow a lighter to light up, and consciously or unconsciously steals your lighter in the process. This disorder usually manifests at the bar, house party, or other large gathering of people and leads to frustration and bewilderment of other smoking guests.
Derives from Kleptomania + Bic (lighter brand)
The irresistible urge to steal lighters from those around you. People with this disorder are compelled to borrow a lighter to light up, and consciously or unconsciously steals your lighter in the process. This disorder usually manifests at the bar, house party, or other large gathering of people and leads to frustration and bewilderment of other smoking guests.
Derives from Kleptomania + Bic (lighter brand)
Charlie: Hey William, can I borrow your lighter for a second?
Will: Sure
Will: <10 minutes later, slapping pockets> Where the Hell's my lighter gone?
Sarah: Ask Charlie, he's totally got kleptobicia
Will: Sure
Will: <10 minutes later, slapping pockets> Where the Hell's my lighter gone?
Sarah: Ask Charlie, he's totally got kleptobicia
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