Klempoid

Klempoid is basically a stupid ass person who has only got two brain cells while playing Counter Strike

Why the fuck did you buy an AWP without armor, you fucking klempoid?!

by Rikito January 27, 2022

Hunter Klemens

An ultimate breed of a human. A Hunter Klemens alone has power over everything. Never underestimate their abilities for they will prove you wrong over and over again

Hunter Klemens just can’t stop winning!

by Bootyluvr6996 June 9, 2020

klementine

When someone's skin color is severely orange looking and unnatural.

Damn, that girl's looking like a klementine after her spray tan.

by Cadlads November 23, 2016

klema

A burly outdoorsman who loves to drink light beer and bang fat chicks. Often times can be found at your local watering hole shouting things like "This ones for the boys!" Or "Who wants to arm wrestle?!" Or "Gimme dat BECKAYYY!!"

That Klema over there just crushed a silo of Busch light, his arm wrestling opponent, and that fat girl in the bathroom all within 10 minutes!! What a Legend...

by Silo Bob February 11, 2017

Klemm

A huge, beastly dyke of only the beastliest persuasion. we're talking like 6 foot plus, 250-260 pounds, of man-woman. Possibly has a dick-clit, which is self explanatory.

-Yo, check out that fucking klemm over there

-Yea, what a fuckin wilderbeast.

by big sandk March 29, 2009

klemens

Best Goalkeeper in the World, could be the Pope, the most important thing about it is he got the best and hottest girlfriend in the World, got a sixpack, because of his hot spanish Gf~Alina

Alina best girlfriend my Girl hot couple pope Sixpack Klemens

by Kl3m3ns January 3, 2017

klemann

The best teacher ever in the world and is very nice looking

Hey look at Klemann over there

by BFG06 March 9, 2017