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kerschtank

The act of soundly flicking someone's ear so as to cause a loud snapping noise and a brief period of intense pain. Usually done to someone who has committed an idiotic act or said something stupid. Can be used as an alternative to spanking children or as an adolescent male bonding alternative to arm punching.
"Keep acting stupid Billy-Bob and I'll kerschtank you a good one!" ..or.. "Clean up your room or you'll get the kerschtank"
by Lorndawg Humplegg October 17, 2006
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kierschtie

Beautiful, gorgeous, sexy beast, who can handle herself and will kill you with just a look. She's tough, but is fun to around. She's street smart and world wise. If you find a Kierschtie, keep her forever.
Kierschtie gave me chocolate today...
by Lovelyjollylocks December 6, 2016
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Kirshten

A beautiful cute young girl usually a little tall for her age. Great gf material and caring, sweet, and usually hard to find. You'd be lucky to be with her as her bf or be friends with her.
Dave: Omg that girl is soooo gorgeous

Jesus: She must be a Kirshten.
by Aria Chance October 4, 2017
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kerschlapp

To kerschlapp someone is to destroy them so hard they want to cry.
I just kerschlapped those orphans.
by OppositeX December 2, 2020
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kerschmack

1. Word used to describe a "smack" noise.
2. A word used to exclaim loudly when in suprise or in awe.
3. A verb to use in replacement of smack.
1. Did you hear that loud kerschmack at the mall?
2. Kerschmack!!!!! That is so amazing!!!
3. If you don't do your homework I'm gonna kershmack you upside the head.
by John Tom Lom February 9, 2006
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Kirschner Syndrome

When an adult male has an unhealthy obsession with high school freshman girls
"Wow did you see Tom hitting on that 14 year old at Mikes party. He must have a serious case of Kirschner Syndrome
by Kirschner Syndrome April 11, 2015
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kitsch

Collectible, nostalgia inducing products, artworks or people.
At some point mass produced and at a later point rising in value and sentimentality.
Souvenires, paraphernalia and memorabilia.
written off as junk by the untrained eye. Appreciated as naive and beautiful by those wityh a discerning eye and a refined sense of aesthetic.
The artwork of Jeff Koons, David La Chappelee and Pierre et Gilles is so Kitsch!

Essentially anything collectible is Kitsch.

At first glance this may seem like a pile of junk, but it is actually a large collection of collectibles and kitsch which people will probably pay a lot of money for on ebay.
by GIADA D. March 7, 2007
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