Kinerdered

The act of getting kidnapped and then murdered. Typically used as a half-joking warning.

Don't go into the creepy forest by yourself, it looks like a place where you'd get kinerdered.

by Logska February 6, 2022

camp kinder ring

The best place on Earth. Mostly Jewish people. Ages (6-16) where you meet your best friends for life. Campers cry when have to go home with the memories from the best summer ever, while knowing the next year will be even better.

Do you go to Camp Westmont?
No I go to Camp Kinder Ring.

by hello there friends February 5, 2019

kindergarten crush

To have a small, unimportant crush on someone, or to be in the "friendly flirting" stage of a relationship.

Yeah, he kind of likes her......I guess you can call it a kindergarten crush.

by xxbecca March 31, 2009

kindergarten

Everything you will ever learn about life you learn in Kindergarten.

All other levels of education after Kindergarten will never be used after graduation (Algebra, Chemistry, History of insert random country, etc.)

What you learn in Kindergarten will stay with you forever though:
Learn to share, get along, play, color, raise your hand, etc.

by IseewhatyouDidthere April 27, 2008

kindergartener

A kindergartener is a mythical creature with all of his innocence. They can be extremely annoying but are easy to play with and make friends with them

Wow that kindergartener is so cute!

by Rookiehours1324 October 5, 2017

Kinder Bueno

Also known as "heaven" a Kinder Bueno is the yummiest chocolate ever invented in the universe. Not only is a Kinder Bueno a form of chocolate, it can also be used as an anti-depressant. Once consumed Kinder Bueno's make people forget their life's troubles.

Olive: i gotta do my essay, im so FKD!!!!
Porky: do it you emo kid.
Olive: I cant though...im stupid!!!
Porky: settle down. Have a Bueno. *hands Olive an empty Kinder Bueno wrapper*
Olive: it's empty -(
Porky: LOL i know, i ate it.
Olive: oooooo that's why you're so happy... and fat -)

by DWI.LAG May 19, 2009

kinderdrunk

Either underage or early 20 something people who act like idiots under the influence of alchol. These people cannot hold their liquor whatsoever, yet insist on imbibing massive amounts of it anyway, on a regular basis (ie. almost every night). Pubs and other drinking establishments effectively take over raising these people where TV, and in rare cases, their parents left off. Vomiting, fighting, and public urination are all commonplace things for kinderdrunks, along with a wide assortment ot moronic, juvenile behaviors.

Did you see that idiot that got kicked out of the pub last night with his pants around his ankles? Man, what a kinderdrunk!

by Buck Futt February 24, 2009