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Kindle Pride

The feeling of superiority one gets when reading in public on a Kindle and seeing another person reading a paperback or an alternative brand e-reader.
Kindle Owner: 'I had such Kindle Pride when I saw someone reading a paperback on the train the other day.'
by Martinho August 31, 2013
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Smelly kindling

An action in which you set butthole hairs on fire and liquid shit to extinguish the fire
“Dude last night I tried to preform smelly kindling, it did not go well”
by That guy thats weird asf September 16, 2018
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Kindle Shit

A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.
Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
by Andos Hastos December 24, 2021
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kindling

when 2 gay dudes rub their dicks together in a fire plough way.

(definition made by crackoon)
as the 2 men started to have gay sex they begin to start kindling together
by dim the crackoon December 18, 2023
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Kindle and cuddle

A bit like Netflix and chill but instead of having sex with a film you curl up with someone and read.

You might read while your partner falls asleep using you as a pillow
Do you wanna Netflix and Chill ,

No thanks, I'm more of a kindle and cuddle kinda girl
by aza_uk October 3, 2016
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Kindle Burnout

Using your kindle obsessively until you have had enough of the same books or series of books
If I read another Jane Austen book I'll get kindle burnout
by slatattack March 29, 2011
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kindle

adjective, British slang
When someone or something is really cool, it is kindle

synonyms include: lit, fire, certi
J2Trappy : "What did man think of the recent IG?"
A1.Certi: "Bruv dat post was bare kindle"
by AJTrayTea February 27, 2021
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