The feeling of superiority one gets when reading in public on a Kindle and seeing another person reading a paperback or an alternative brand e-reader.
Kindle Owner: 'I had such Kindle Pride when I saw someone reading a paperback on the train the other day.'
by Martinho August 31, 2013
Get the Kindle Pridemug. by That guy thats weird asf September 16, 2018
Get the Smelly kindlingmug. A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.
Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
by Andos Hastos December 24, 2021
Get the Kindle Shitmug. by dim the crackoon December 18, 2023
Get the kindlingmug. A bit like Netflix and chill but instead of having sex with a film you curl up with someone and read.
You might read while your partner falls asleep using you as a pillow
You might read while your partner falls asleep using you as a pillow
by aza_uk October 3, 2016
Get the Kindle and cuddlemug. by slatattack March 29, 2011
Get the Kindle Burnoutmug. adjective, British slang
When someone or something is really cool, it is kindle
synonyms include: lit, fire, certi
When someone or something is really cool, it is kindle
synonyms include: lit, fire, certi
by AJTrayTea February 27, 2021
Get the kindlemug.