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Keystone Ice

Cheap 5.9 percent alcohol beer that poor college students and frat boys drink. However it tastes better than other ice beers like natty ice and even bud ice to some.
Ted: I ended up fucking Terry last night.

Casey: Oh god that mess. Whyyyy
Ted: I had like 8 keystone ices last night.
Casey: Ahh, that explains. That's still disgusting though.
Ted: ....I know
by lxatu August 17, 2010
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Samantha has a formidable keister.
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keystone ice

Cheap beer, 5.9 percent alcohol volume
Rick}Dude, last night I drank 6 Keystones and was waisted.

Douche BagDude, you're a pussy.

RickKeystone Ice

Douche BagAhh
by Egolistick November 18, 2004
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Keystone

The keystone is known as a stone that holds certain materials together in a bridge or arch. The keystone is also in correlation with the commonwealth of Pennsylvania (PA) including road signs and government department logos. Pennsylvania was named "The Keystone State" after its pivotal role in the civil war between the north and south. This unofficial term can also be used to refer to a native Pennsylvanian or it can be used as a sentence enhancer in multiple forms/tenses such as Keystonin, Keystoned, etc...
Jim: Hey what's up my keystoners do yinz wanna take a trip to Latrobe?
Others: Sure Jim we wouldn't mind Keystonin around for a little bit.
Harold: After that we can all go to dougs bar and get a couple beers while getting Key-stoned together.
by JettGoss April 11, 2023
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keister

to conceal an object in ones rectum.
to keister a sack of cocaine.
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keystroker

Example for 'keystroker':

"Anyone leet is a keystroking fucktard."
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Keystone Car Wash

A Keystone Car Wash is the exact same thing as an Irish Car Bomb but instead the poor individual uses Keystone instead of Guinness.

Drink is made as follows: 1. take a shot or double-shot glass and fill half-full of Bailey's Irish Cream 2. fill the rest of the shot or double-shot glass full of Irish Whiskey. The whiskey and Baileys should remain separate. Drop it into a half-pint of Keystone! 4. Drink quickly!
Oh gawd, that Keystone Car Wash was almost as good as an Irish Car Bomb. Next time bring some Guinness.
by KCWInvetor September 7, 2010
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