gamer's keyboard

a keyboard that has some or all of the letters missing due to heavy gaming. the most commonly worn-away letters are w,a,s and d since they are the default keys for movement. r (reload), too, is often missing.

you will find that your gamer's keyboard soon loses its 'f' key after a few nights of doom3 in the dark.

by darkslyde July 6, 2007

Keyboard Gangsta

Someone who on an instant messaging service will mess with you and act all tough but in real life, he is a shy little boy who doesnt want to fight with anyone

Luke:John was dissin' me on MSN two nights ago but last night he didnt say a word to me.

Grant:Yeah. What a keyboard gangsta.

by Luke Sweeney June 22, 2006

Keyboard

the thing i used to type this definition.

You're so bored you went on Urban Dictionary to look up keyboard.

by Not A. Jew March 31, 2009

keyboard clit

The small joystick/pointing stick available as a mouse/trackpad alternative pointing device on many laptop computers.

Using the keyboard clit, I quickly dragged the pointer to the close box.

by dalekoprovidek April 10, 2012

Chair to keyboard interface error

1. Cryptic means of telling a person they don't know how to use their computer.

2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.

Calling Tech Support over an obvious computer solution such as an unplugged monitor not turning on.

"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."

by Insubious December 9, 2008

keydonym

words that can be spelled using the same keys on a 9-digit keypad of a cell phone; often discovered when attempting to use predictive texting.

"I can't believe my girlfriend dumped me after I texted her that I wanted to fuck her puppy. I had no idea that was a keydonym for pussy. Damn."

also: home, good, hoof, goof, and gone

: hate, gate, have, gave, and gaud

by keydonymist August 31, 2009

Kendolyn

Simply Amazin.

Man, That girls name must be Kendolyn.

by Keene December 9, 2008