Kelp/Kelpii

The most amazing person in the world, can comfort you when you’re at your lowest. They’re gorgeous and adorable, refuses to believe it. They’re the best friend you could ever have and can tell whenever you’re upset. They’re into flirty and platonic friendships.

“Damn that person looks fun to talk to”

“No shit bro their name is Kelp/Kelpii”

by Rosu3ek November 13, 2022

Kelp

A nickname to someone who has decided to go bald

Jacob decided to Kelp his hair.

by Paperr November 10, 2020

Kelp gods

The gods of kelp

All hail the kelp gods

by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021

Kelp

Word means “kill for help”

Come kelp me I don’t know how to parallel park

by Emmanima April 14, 2019

Kelp

a word used to refer to a little kid - usually a naughty little kid, or mischievous wild rascal. Derived from Scottish 'Kelpie' which is a water spirit (or sprite, or imp or... you know those kinds of folklore-ey things).

They roasted their marshmallows and then the little kelps only went and tried to stick the marshmallows on Grandad's head!

by Writer Woman February 4, 2023

Kelp

a type of plant that happens to have the name justin.

Girl: Whats the longest kelp you know?
Boy: Justin.

by kathpacito June 15, 2018

Ghetto Kelp

Anything that is cheap crap version of something better. Usually found at bargain prices.

"She bought that ghetto kelp dress at H&M."

by Beerbeard January 14, 2020