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keller texas

A bunch of good ole boys raising hell and fucking bitches. A city near Fort Worth that is high class mostly white. This city is known for having the hottest girls and the shittiest football team. But the kids from keller go harder then any other town. Whiskey pours and beer chases. Great place to call home.
"Hey what are you doing after the game?"

"Getting drunk as shit it's keller texas"
by Ktown1212 November 4, 2013
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Kellee

A hot sexy individual whom everyone likes. Very popular, but lots of people get jealous of her! Can be very kind, but can also be the biggest bitch!
"Man...that girl was a Kellee dawg!"
by k from k-town December 9, 2008
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To insert one's hand into the rectum of another and proceed in speaking in sign language.
I was boning this chick, and i decided to give her a Helen Keller Downtown Bonanza
by Dave Berkowsky October 16, 2007
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Keller, TX

Keller, TX. Which refers to everything before the railroad tracks. Across the railroad tracks- your address may be Keller- but ladies and gentleman you do not pay taxes to Keller, therefore you do not live in KELLER. The water tower says it all, as the cliché high school shirt proclaims, "KELLER HOME OF THE INDIANS" not Chargers or Panthers or whatever that other school they just built is called. Keller "THE REAL KELLER" consists of middle and upper middle class whites living in identical houses parallel to one another with immaculate lawns in large subdivisions. Football, sweet tea, school pride, and the largest cars you can find are a few of the common things of this town.

Past 10pm it is a ghost town, everyone resorts to Southlake town center with the middle school refugees, the drug dealership of Keller (Whataburger), the only open till 11pm Sonic, or Billy Bobs where everyone tries to pretend they are as hick as can be.

Keller was voted the 7th best place to live by Money magazine, God knows why. Oh yes that's another topic, God. Keller is home of church row. You have churches here and there and everywhere. Every Sunday from 11-2pm the church crowd fills every restaurant from Snooty Pig to Joe's Pasta and Pizza in a heartbeat.

Keller residents (half of them living in Hidden Lakes, the largest neighborhood known to man) know that they live a stereotypical Southern Suburban life, but they love the charm and class of Keller, as long as you exclude over the tracks.
Keller, TX
by ClassicSoutherner February 6, 2013
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Kellee

Kellee is an outspoken funny girl who know how to bump and grind. She isn't afraid of being the center of attention but is the first person to help someone in need. She tells good jokes and has people laughing.
Did you see that Kellee on the dancefloor?
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Do the Helen Keller

Demand to communicate with your body! Not to be confused with sign language. Man slang for "shut up and dance."
Shush, girl. Hush your lips. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.
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R Kelley

Choking an underage girl while giving her anal.
Yo bro. Never pull an R Kelley. They'll shank you up real good in prison.
by Jizz Blaster 69 February 25, 2019
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