Kalabortep

When your mate is the fattest fuck out there

Michael: look at the size of Ken
Ken: Shut up! you're the biggest kalabortep i've ever met!

by Latrell Mitchell March 28, 2021

female kebab

Big flappy lipped vagina

Beatty doesn't believe Lewy that Sarah has a female burger and thinks she has a female kebab

by penfold153 July 7, 2014

Badly Made Kebab

Over protruding labia from the female genitalia.

I was going down for a taste of the honey, but her pussy looked like a badly made kebab

by damase July 18, 2010

grilled sheesh kebab

A cultural dish native to Wayma Pineslemas, made during celebratory times, specifically the 'Feast of the seven fishes' (Christmas). It is made of burnt rat meat and native spices such as grinded ants, dried cactus, oregano, topped with blackberry pulp (to add sweetness).

Can we make grilled sheesh kebab for dinner?

by Sir Rosemary Garlic-Powder April 25, 2021

Al-Shabaab Shish Kebab

Al-Shabaab Kebab, or Al-Shabaab Crocodile Kebab, is the name used in various countries close to Somalia where Somali Al-Shabaab terrorists are captured and feed to the crocodiles.
Amnesty International has tried to stop this practise but in vain since the local governments that had their civilians killed by these terrorists need to deal with the problem of murderers killing in the name of Islam.

Make another Al-Shabaab Shish Kebab!
The croc's are hungry for terrorist meat!

Image example:
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by Yalla Somali Yalla July 13, 2010

Kelan

Probably the most smart person in the world who is most certainly not a know it all, he is just surround by a bunch of ignorant idiotic fools who are too stupid to realize who's amazing presence they are in. He is not only extremely intelligent and far from ignorant, but he is also incredibly handsome, good looking, outstandingly SEXY, has a huge penis, has the potential to get all the ladies, is overwhelmingly talented, really strong and fit, and is so friendly, nice, and polite, that when people see him they say ooooohhh kelan, and ponder at his extremity of awesomeness. He's amazing and king of pizza. The evolved homosapien

Guy 1: Liam and Marcus combined are not half the man of kelan
Guy 2: i agree, who wouldn't, kelan is legendary

by ELITEIRISHMAN July 19, 2014

Iskender Kebab

Iskender kebab is one of the most famous meat foods of Northwestern Turkey.
It is a kind of döner kebab prepared from thinly cut grilled lamb or beef basted with tomato sauce over pieces of pide bread and generously slathered with melted butter and yogurt.
A serving of İskender kebab contains thin and wide strips of meat
A real İskender kebap is prepared by stacking large pieces of meat vertically, which is why the meat strips are large.
İskender kebab is also served with yogurt.

Dude 1: OMFG Iskender kebab is the best food ever!!
Dude 2: What the fuck are you talking about?

by korpi May 26, 2009