Keebler Elvis

A person who has consumed so many sweets and/or dessert foods that they feel like they're going to die on the toilet.

Sorry I'm late for work, I had a box of donuts for breakfast and felt like a total Keebler Elvis.

by krustaykristay June 29, 2011

keener

A person who is really extra in everything they do, especially academics. They always deny the fact that they are a keener and pretends like they don't do any work, but everyone knows they are lying.

Shaheer: I spent $400 on my school project to make it extra cool and amazing!
everyone: Smh....what a keener...

by the other keener April 4, 2019

keeper'd

On FIFA 11 Pro Clubs mode, when a human-controlled goalkeeper is beaten by an easy shot or by a skill move.

*Goalkeeper concedes a goal after he dives for a fake shot*

Opposition: KEEPER'D!
Goalkeeper: Shut up, I know!

by bettercallraul July 15, 2011

Keener

An individual obsessed with academic performance. This person treats every assignment, quiz, and test as if it were a life and death situation. It is imperative for a keener to receive straight A's in every class. If a keener receives a mark less than an A, said keener will wallow in a pool of self-pity and depression. However, keeners quickly recover by doubling their efforts in an attempt to redeem themselves of this failure.

Keeners also exhibit chronic habits which make them easy to spot. A keener will have intense feelings of anxiety about an upcoming test 3 months in advance and then proceed to receive an A later. Keeners also have a calculator at all times in order to calculate their GPA at any given moment in order to reassure themselves that they will receive an A in the course. A keener also possesses the lightning reflexes of a black mamba in order to raise their hand at an astonishing speed to answer any question that the teacher may ask in order to demonstrate their mental prowess. But most important of all, a keener is one that is enthusiastic about learning more than anything else.

Jessica: OH MY GOD! The final is going to be so hard! I'm going to fail this course!! I need to start studying now!

Me: Uhh...classes haven't even started yet and you and I both know you're going to ace this course, you're such a keener.

by KingOfKeeners September 23, 2012

Doobie Keebler

An interrogation technique that consists of asking innane irrelevent questions, and then suddenly, ham-handedly asking directly if the person is guilty of whatever you are investigating and hoping they will slip up and just confess. The term refers to the News Radio episode "Jail (part 1 of 3)" where Matthew is interviewing Jimmy James and trying to determine if he is D.B. Cooper.

Of course Monica denied she's screwing your brother. You've got to be subtle when you lay the trap, you can't just Doobie Keebler her with the question.

by PaulG September 11, 2008

Kemberlyn

Kemberlyn is the greatest friend you could have she listens and makes you feel special she never lets you down Kemberlyn is also very good at ice skating and all the guys fall in love with her never let her go she's amazing talented and beautiful don't mess with her or her friends

"Omg I met Kemberlyn she's so beautiful"

by Teheheeee532 July 7, 2017

Keefer crossing

A school that is located in New Caney TX and I'm telling you now it's the equivalent to a prison that educates you. I won't lie there are so many Misbehaved kids that it's insane. You will also meet some very cool people. On the other hand, there are lots of assholes there. Grades: 6 - 8.

A sixth grader attends Keefer crossing middle school.

by Dragónverde September 18, 2018