High as a kite

So incredibly , stupendously, baked.

You wanna know my secret? I was High as a kite the entire day.

by Jymbo the Motherfucker January 10, 2008

The Human Kite

The Superhero Alter-ego of Kyle Brovloski who can fly and shoot lasers with his eyes. A member of Coon and Friends. A parody of Superman.

Here's an exosuit for the day The Human Kite betrays me. - The Coon

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

kite

Correspondence received while incarcerated.

My cuz sent me a kite...told me to hold it down while I' m doin' my bid.

by cristo September 24, 2003

kiteboarding

Kiteboarding, also known to kiteboarder's as kitesurfing. It involves using a large kite that gives traction and lift, (and these days has 4 or five lines) using a wake type or surf type board with bindings (foot straps) to hold your feet in place. By using the kite's power and holding down the power of the kite using your feet, you can pull off massive airs 30 foot+. The kites normally have a way of storing air inside them incase the kite were to land on the water it wouldn't sink.The boards usually range from 100cm in length to over 180cm.

I'm going kiteboarding tomorrow in the lake.

by sym170 May 18, 2006

Mexican Kite

A bee on a string.

Jorge could not afford a kite for school so he tied a bee to a string and made a Mexican Kite.

by miskatlee April 4, 2009

Kitening

When lightning hits a kite

Benjamin Franklin engaged in the first known instance of intentional kitening.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Kaite

Stubborn like a nail, but will love you till the day you die, honest trustworthy, funny and caring, but most of all loving, but do not get on her bad side

Jacob loves Kaite with all his heart

by Anthony jacob February 27, 2015