Jurassic slapass

An old and senile person. Someone who acts like an old person.

"Grandma can be a complete Jurassic slapass sometimes."

by Omni November 13, 2003

Jurassic Bark

An episode of Futurama that will make the manliest of men weep.

Guy #1:Me and my friend were watching that episode of Futurama Jurassic Bark and we both started crying.
Guy #2: Same

by yrf February 6, 2013

Fucking Judas

Quote off of Superbad.

Evan: You really bitched out back there.
Seth: I bitched out? You bitched out! Fucking Judas.

by ThEcReEpYgUyInYoUrClOsEt July 26, 2009

Judas Christian

A person that has the appearance of a Christian, one who acts and speaks as a Christian, but one who never truly believed in Jesus.

It's amazing how he sticks out like a sore thumb, definatly a Judas Christian.

by Pastor John marco April 21, 2020

Curly Judas

When someone with otherwise straight or well-kept hair, has a single rebellious curl; usually on the fringe.

Person 1 "Nick's hair is looking great today"

Person 2 "Yeah, its well groomed except for that luscious streak of a Curly Judas; just like his personality."

by Curly Judas June 11, 2013

Kiss of Judas

A sex move where you suck his dick, make him think you swallowed, go in for a kiss and forcefully blow all the cum into his mouth.

Hey Karen let's go clubbing.
Clubbing? I thought you had a boyfriend?
Nah. He dumped me after I gave him a Kiss of Judas.
Why the hell would you ever do that to anyone!?
It was funny.

by R@D December 17, 2016

Jurassic Park

A Small Costa Rican designed as a theme park for rich tourists but ended up overrun by over 15 species of dinosaurs and eventually bombed by the CRNG.

richard hammond "i think i'll create a park full of incredibly dangerous animals that we know nothing about and parade them in front of rich idiots. i think i'll call it, jurassic park"
Henry Wu "i'll put the kettle on"

by JPreeceybaby October 3, 2008