Jurgens

Jurgens's are usually blessed with a permanently semi-erect penis, also referred to as an "uzzi". They known to be successful businessmen.

"Had an incredible night in bed with Chad last night, he is definitely a Jurgens."

by Truth246 January 18, 2017

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Judenique

Someone who is in love with inanimate objects. Names everything she owns and without a doubt is in love with them. Everyone knows she does this, yet they all think she's super cool. Judeniques have tendencies to put her objects first and people last. Hate to say it, but if you and something she owns is caught in a fire, Judenique would go for her possession first. Have fun burning in the fire.

Hey, did you just buy that?

Yeah, I take it with me everywhere I go.

Wow, you're being such a Judenique.

by alllllllly November 19, 2014

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Jurgen

A funny little man who likes to drink scotch and get his groove on.

Has incredible dance moves.

I wish I could bust a move like Jurgen.

by fxy February 4, 2010

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Jurdanis

(Jer-dan-ihs)Originates from south african tribe, Yurdanos. Word can be used to describe nearly ANYTHING. As you will see there are many examples below.

Somebody smells like a Jurdanis.
Have you been sleeping with the Jurdanis down the block?
Hey, Who cut the Jurdanis?
Your Jurdanis is showing.
Clean up your damn Jurdanis!!
SON OF A JURDANIS!
Kiss my Jurdanis.
Run away! The Jurdanis is coming!
Sir, please put away your Jurdanis!
If I had a million Jurdanis for every Jurdanis, I would be Jurdanis.
The Jurdanis ate my homework!
I was raped in the Jurdanis.

by J.A.B. July 24, 2008

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