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Spartan jukebox 

Swedish term referring to the act of penetrating ones crush from behind, while wearing a spartan helmet and singing famous songs from the 60’s such as Good Vibrations. At the moment of ejaculation, the man shouts out the simple term: ”THIS IS SPARTA!”.
Friend: Hey man, wanna chill tonight?

You: Nah, bruh. Imma meet up with Greta tonight to perform the Spartan Jukebox

Friend: Habibi, good luck my nibba
Spartan jukebox by hshsba October 17, 2019
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rolling jukebox 

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A car that is bumpin' down the street and you can hear the music two lanes away
When I was stuck in traffic that rolling jukebox was playing the exact same song for a half hour!!

The Jukebox Romantics 

A Five Piece punk / ska outfit from South Westchester and Long Island. Formed in 2008, they gained quick notoriety amongst the local scene due to their busy schedule of near constant shows. This dedication and effort did not go unnoticed, after releasing their first full length Self Titled album they were signed by Altercation Records. Being signed to a label opened up even more opportunities for the JBRs, as several music videos, interviews in magazines such as AMP, and shows with big name acts like Madball, Murphy's Law and the Misfits started to follow. Their success continues to accelerate after having several notches on their proverbial belts come in the name of The Vans Warped Tour, The South By Southwest Festival, and The Fest in Gainesville, Florida. With a sophomoric album release expected in early Spring of 2011, The Jukebox Romantics are to put it simply, on their fucking way.
Person 1: Yo brethren, you going to the The Jukebox Romantics show tonight?

Person 2: Hell yeah!

Case in point.

Internal jukebox 

Songs that have been going around in your head all day.
There have been some great songs playing in my internal jukebox today!
Internal jukebox by getemup January 12, 2012

kick the jukebox 

The response you utter to a friend when a song comes on the radio/itunes/ipod/etc. that reminds you of an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend and the painful breakup you suffered through with them.
"Lu, kick the jukebox, this song reminds me of my ex..."
kick the jukebox by Mary Low July 3, 2008

canadian jukebox 

When someone starts singing a song, and the another joins in, and then someone starts singing another song, repeat, keep interrupting and such; just keep starting songs, showing off all the songs you know, singing loudly together
On the bus, Madison was singing, and David joined in, but I didn't like the song they were singing, so I sung another one, and other people changed my song, and the bus became a Canadian Jukebox.

bullying the jukebox 

To continuously play your favorite songs on a jukebox or stereo in order to prevent others from playing their less desired music.
"Mind if I put on Seal?"
"Only if you can get dave to stop bullying the jukebox."