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the juggernaut

To be fucking unstoppable, much like, well, unlike anything else. Not only are you the shit, and bullets and kung fu are inneffective (thats right, not even ninjas can touch this), but you have a skin tight suit, and when sex is wanted (and easily obtained as all that is necessary is for you to claim your prize...) you have no need for a condom. Weakness= psychic shit. Good thing you have your back up man with the pimp cane.
"I'm the juggernaut bitch! Don't you know who I am!? You must not know who I am!"

"Ah yes, now it is time for me to take my prize... it has been like forever since I've had sex. What!? Condom!? Bitch ain't you seen how tight my suit is? I'm the juggernaut bitch!

"Get outa my head Charles, I'm the fuckin' juggernaut, I feel like I'm trippin' on acid man..." *smack* 'Gotcha bitch, I told you I'ma getchou wit' my pimp cane one way or another!'
by Dr. Judge Laxidazical July 31, 2008
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Jugger

A hero and warrior sportsman of the post-apocalypse. A chain swinging, sword slicing, skull impaling lover of dirt and blood.
No quiver in your loins has been felt as strong as that from the Jugger while passing you into battle.
by liveMike June 17, 2013
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watermelon juggernaut

You don't know who Michael Clarke Duncan is? He's the god damn watermelon juggernaut.
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juggerknocks

-An unstoppable force of breast-ness.
-A Woman with larger than large breasts.
-Her tits are so huge, we'll call her "juggerknocks."

-Here comes "juggerknocks."
by S. Compton February 15, 2008
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Juggernig

A Call of Duty 4 player who Consistently uses the Juggernaut Perk in online play
Man, that team's a whole bunch of juggernigs!
by Twitch133 October 9, 2008
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juggernaut

that xmen guy w/ the domelike helmet that kicks everyones ass
silly bitch your weapons cannot harm me. do you no who i am. IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!!!!!!!
by Stoner Boner May 14, 2006
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Juggerslams

“Woah look at those juggerslams”
Check out the juggerslams on that chick
by Tj reenster October 29, 2017
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