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Monkey Joob

A super monkey that was built in a secret laboratoy in the center of a piece of cake.
Before the cake was devoured Monkey Joob quickly destroyed the lab and flew out using it's amazing farting ability.
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait that isn't a bird or a plane. What the hell is that? OH GOD IT'S MONKEY JOOB!
by CowKillaMooMan August 24, 2004
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hooba joob

a girls naughty bits..aka pussy, cunt
He had his cock stuffed so far up my hooba joob.
by lacee September 27, 2007
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G'joob

A mythical monster from My Singing Monsters.
1: I just got a G'joob!
2: you are so lucky cuz I can't even breed one
by pumby_rhino September 12, 2023
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Platty Joobs

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.
This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.
by DefinitelyRobbie May 30, 2022
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Jooblet

a jooblet is the small bit of jobby that gets rejected by the rest and is left to be just a little dollop on its own.
or

a jooblet is the aftermath of dangleberrys when one of the bits fall off
"OH MY GOD SOMEONE TOTALLY MISSED THE TOILET AND LEFT A JOOBLET ON THE FLOOR!!"

"oh my your dangleberrys are so bad the jooblets are dropping from the ass hairs"
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blooby joobs

Sticky cum with an egg white-like consistency.
"I made some blooby joobs inside my girlfriend last night."
by StanSmith November 16, 2013
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jooblies

jooblies are crack rocks
Can I get me some Jooblies?
by Reemus July 5, 2005
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