jonesing

comes from neighborhood crack addict/favorite local "Mr. Jones" of Madison, Wisconsin who would wander State Street looking to score.

You wanna go downtown? You look like you're jonesing real bad.

by ElScorcho August 4, 2007

Jonesing

The act of submitting a change to a Git repository by making significantly more commits than necessary because you want to get more green on your GitHub profile

"I better update all my projects' license files since it's 2017 and I'm jonesing for that green!"
"Dude, half of your commits for this PR are fixing formatting. There's keeping your code clean, and then there is blatantly jonesing!"

by Lola the Micropanda May 1, 2017

E-Mongering

The process of looking for hookers online.

I used to prowl the streets looking for prostitutes but now I spend all my time online E-Mongering.

by Randy Ray August 23, 2010

rongering

a good sex session

damn, morgan gave me a good rongering last night

by brian May 24, 2004

jennering

When a man accepts a status as the inferior to his significant other, losing control of his life and becoming an all around pussy. See also bruce jenner.

I've lost control of my life thanks to my girlfriend, basically jennering out of control.

by BruceJenner December 8, 2013

jongerius

When you acquire AIDS without having unprotected sex nor blood transfusions.

- Yo Tyrone whatever happened to Gumpy?
- That nigga followed jongerius.
- F

by JustinianofKek October 19, 2018

Jonesing (Jones-ing)

If someone is 'Jonesing', they are incredibly excited for something, sometimes to the point that the wait for this thing is getting on their tits.

'I'm Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this bag of sniff'
'I'm definitely not Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this prostate exam'

by Joneser November 23, 2018