jolongo

Fucked up (in Spanish)

Este omelette esta bien jolongo

by Hotsauce1015 March 24, 2019

Through the Joking Glass

When you start telling a joke or a story, realise halfway through that the listeners are not going to find it funny, but have already committed to telling it and feel obligated to finish.

Guy 1: A man goes into a ...(tharr be more)bar and asks for a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb...
Girl: Ewww that's gross!
Guy 1: Erm, yeah, anyway, and so, erm, the bartender...
Guy 2: Man, you are so Through the Joking Glass.
Guy 1: Shut up you Mantraitor

by Reverend Pope March 13, 2010

are you joking?

Often said by middle-aged bald men, with a moustache, who take children in his van.

"Hello mister, can I have an ice cream for free?"
"Are you joking?"

by NatsuTRO December 13, 2015

Passive Joking

When someone hears a shit joke and tells it to other people as if its thier joke

Paul: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Stop passive joking you cheeky cunt

by Snookiefish February 18, 2009

Jolina

She may not be the best looking girl, but her heart is always in the right place. She has an awesome sense of humor and is averagly smart. Shes someone you can walk up to and just start a random conversation with because you know she won't judge you.

Jolina is my best friend

by SHAMPOO GODDESS October 23, 2018

Joeling

The act of slacking off whilst appearing to do work.

"Is he working or is he just Joeling around again??"

by WFMKitty August 27, 2013

Joeling

To back out of something at the very last second.

Motherfucking Joel is joeling out again.

by Sin Haldenus January 13, 2015