Johnsexual

The act of people liking other people named John.

"I totally have a crush on John. I guess I must be Johnsexual."

by BurgundysauceBackwards March 14, 2022

Indiana jonesed

When your girlfriend is sleeping with her thumb in her mouth and you skillfully replace her thumb with your dong without waking her.

Robyn was sucking her thumb last night so I Indiana jonesed her.

by Shaggytownsend January 30, 2016

johnsey

one of the illest dj's on the west side of melbourne also know as one of the sfc dj's or DJT

damn i wish johnsey would rip up my party pitty i cant afford him

by fryyzie August 4, 2007

jonesey

The aching feeling you get when deprived of precious nicotine.

God damn I'm feelin' jonesey, let's go for a smoke.

by Jonathan Cloots December 26, 2005

Jonesed

Verb; A way to tell someone they have been "punked", "screwed", or "burned". It's a way to be compared to someone that has been the butt of a joke.

whoever reads this example is actually wasting their time


HA YOU'VE BEEN JONESED!!!!!!

by _bwj0n3s_ April 16, 2009

joneser

to abuse and/or consume drugs

Nico Malorni is a big joneser

by Nico Malorni April 1, 2008

joneser

A person who is addicted to cocaine.

He used to be a joneser until he had to have his nose rebuilt.

by lizajane May 2, 2005