Boris Johnson

A walking disaster, destroying everything in his path. He also happens to be the prime minister of Great Britain.

Boris Johnson: can I copy your homework?
Donald Trump: yeah, just change it up a bit so it’s not obvious

by DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer March 21, 2021

Bumpy johnson

an african american underboss of harlem that worked for the Genovese crime family he controlled much of the numbers racket, prostitution, and drug trafficking in the area under the watch of charles (lucky) luciano. mr johnson was well respected in harlem. johnson passed his empire over to his protege frank lucas.

Bumpy johnson

by lock 12 November 15, 2010

Joe-Johnson

South Jersey slang for hitting a female person or hitting someone with huge amount of strength and power straight in the face. Aka Super Saiyan level. (Comes from a 2016 Freshmen in South Jersey named Joe J. hit a girl in the face after she purposely poured milk allover him. Also used as Joey Jayed.

Damn bro that nigga Joe-Johnson'd that bitch.

by SJSlang December 26, 2017

Shakin' hands with President Johnson

Verb

1. To whack off your big black cock
2. To whack off your very hard cock

He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!

by Dankglas Quaid November 5, 2015

Dwayne The Wok Johnson

John Xinas biggest enemy.
Both want to have the highest social credit score.
Supreme Leader: Xi Jinping the Pooh

Dwayne The Wok Johnson: “Nothing happened on June 5th 1989 in Tiananmen Square.”

by The Talibans friend November 2, 2021

Bo Johnson Stiff-arm

This was first used and named after a great football player in Texas. Used when having sex with a girl that has a good body and a not-so-good face. While having sex, from behind of course, if the girl turns around to look or say something, the opposite arm is used in a stiff-arm motion to turn her face back to the front so that you do not have to look at her.

"I used the Bo Johnson stiff-arm on that girl while I was fucking her, and thank God, because her face was aweful."

by Gilbert A February 15, 2006

Boris Johnson

1. A B-tech Trump.

2. Cunt

person 1 ‘Boris Johnson really is a cunt!’
person 2 ‘Yes! He’s a Walmart Donald Trump!’

by I’m just telling the truth December 26, 2019