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John Wayne Syndrome

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A state of mind of new gun owners which the individual perceives that they are the roughest, toughest, badass that walked the streets. Though in reality, they are just lonely people that have low self-esteems. Because without the gun they are nothing, nor have anything else to offer to society. In other words, they're just a pussy with a gun. Typically intelligent individuals will grow out of it within a few months to maybe a few years. However, the less intelligent tend to remain in that state of mind for almost their whole lives. This is more common in the older population than the younger.
It's obivous that person who owns that AR from Bushmaster still has the "John Wayne Syndrome." I can tell because of his lack of safe weapon handling and limited knowledge of firearms that is not with in the name of Bushmaster.
by Kram N July 18, 2011
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john wayne walk

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The red arse, slow, saddle sore walk you do after a raping
He took such a fat beating on Halo2, he's gunna be walking like john wayne
by Jiggaman April 14, 2005
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John Wayne

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The "John Wayne" maneuver occurs when you and a male friend are both engaging in vigorous sexual intercourse with a female (one for each of you) in the position commonly known as "doggy-style". One of you is the cowboy, the other is the Indian. Immediately before ejaculation, you both withdraw your penises and shoot your load at each other. The first one to be hit by a drop of semen is the loser, rendering the winner "John Wayne".
I John Wayne'd Tony, and now he has to wash his eye out with soap.
by KinkMaztaFlash September 6, 2004
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john wayne gacy

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(intrans. v.) To angrily tear apart in a review
"If that appetizer knows what's good for it, it'll get on its knees and pray for mercy from sweet baby Jesus, because I went John Wayne Gacy on that shit." Source: The Onion
by The Editor September 23, 2005
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John Wayne-d

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When someone, usually a guy sticks his finger in someone else's asshole.
"Dude, that dude just poked his finger in that chick's ass on the pooltable!"

"Ha! Bitch got John Wayne-d!"
by CBizzow January 17, 2008
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john wayne

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Shitting yourself the having to walk in a cowboy-esque fashion
I shit myself last night and had to John Wayne it all the way home!
by Croft and Morris June 13, 2005
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John Wayne It

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After having unprotected sex, the woman is left full of semen and as such has to do a John Wayne type walk to the bathroom to clean up, trying not to get cum running down her legs.
After we had sex, I had to John Wayne It to the bathroom real quick incase we woke his Dad up!
by Melanie M September 22, 2005
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