John is a really love Abel boy who is sooo handsome and any girl would want to be with him but he only belongs with one girl jade but anyway john is a big deal he is a amazing guy a girl would fall in love with him instantly
by 092@$.d*** April 08, 2015
a gay shit who supports chelsea and tells you that man u are not gonna get into the champs league, and then when they do he gets really salty and doesnt talk to u for a few days
by howya yaweebastard July 27, 2020
john is annoying and he picks his nose all the time in math class john thinks he is smart but he realy gets all of his answers from his iphone x that he does not even use
i hate john
by marchin May 16, 2019
by Buns420 October 08, 2017
"No johns" means that you can't make excuses. It is the perfect counter argument to anyone who is making any type of excuse whatever. When someone makes excuses or tries to make excuses, they are "johning". If this occurs, tell them "NO JOHHNZZ".
Me: "Dude, I just 4 stocked your Marth with my Pikachu.
n00b: "Yeah, but Marth isn't my main character."
Me (as well as crowd): "NO JOHHNZZ SON"
n00b: "Yeah, but Marth isn't my main character."
Me (as well as crowd): "NO JOHHNZZ SON"
by Cary Abrell (Ruler_OF_Melee) May 25, 2005