Johan / Johannes

Johan is the definition of sexy.

-Did you see that guy walk past?

-Of course, I saw Johan / Johannes walk past, my pants could barely contain it.

by Peanut Man 1 February 4, 2020

Scarlett Johannson

A talented and beautiful actress, stars in Lost In Translation, Girl with a Pearl Earring, Match Point, The Island and more stuff like that. Dresses a bit like a modern Marilyn Monroe. Posed nude with Keira Knightley on the front cover of Vanity Fair.

'Scarlett Johannson is a fashion icon'

by h August 31, 2008

johanism

A sect of religion that's based loosely on being uncertain or wishy-washy. This sect worships the Shakespearean phrase "To be or not to be", multiplied indefinitely with no point of decision.

He is a prime example of johanism.

by iseethelight September 18, 2007

sue johanson

Sue Johanson is the shit. She talks about sex every Sunday night on Oxygen, & knows everything. Plus with her being a billion years old makes it all better, & more entertaining. Watching her explain the sex toy of the week is hilairous; & a great conversation starter for school on Monday!

kristen- "did you watch sue johanson last night? she talked about a cock ring! but her positions of the week are getting weak."
larsyn- "no, i can't believe you watch that show."

by YoItsKristenAP April 3, 2008

scarlett johanssoning

Taking semi-nude pictures of yourself in the mirror.
P.s. Preferably with a bum as hot as Scarlett Johansson's

I can't leave the bathroom now - I am busy Scarlett Johanssoning...

by sp@ngeb@b September 19, 2011

Johannes

He has a big ass mahfacking dick its thic!!! All the ladys want it when they see it!

Girl: hey.....
Johannes: look at my dick
Girl: OMG FACK MEEEE

by Elias cp October 9, 2018

Dirty Johannes

Used to reference a penis loving goddess who enjoys sexual play with things most people find repulsive. Someone called a “dirty jo” for short has an extreme poop fetish, and they are extremely fascinated with the anatomy of the large intestine as well as the contents of the fecal matter that they ask their sexual partners to excrete onto their feet. They’re also quite funny.

Look at that Dirty Johannes over there ... I bet there’s poop on their toes right now.

by The most loyal person EVAHH April 16, 2020