Joshieriah

One of the 5 prophets ; Joshieriah, the 4th child of Jah-rel, was gifted with the power of stealing.

Siblings: Jah-see ; Ken-Jah ; Huntyrone ; Nathius

In prayer: Oh Jah, oh Joshieriah, please help me and support me as I am about to steal some shit. Jah-men

by The one and only, Jah-rel March 13, 2020

jophie

A term used when you cannot determine which girl you would shag if the opportunity came up. Originating from the 'either / or game', in which person A gives the name of 2 people and person B says who they would fuck. Can be used in the forms 'jophie' or 'jophied'

Person A: Sophie or Jess
Person B: I don't know man, that's a tough one. I shall have to ponder this. .... DUDE I JUST DON'T KNOW!!

This is a bit of a jophie

I am jophied about those two hot girls

by The Old Shaft December 10, 2007

joshie

to pull a joshie:
to tell a lie which has not point whatsoever...
or to get extra attention for 5 minutes...

also a pet name for the biggest gaylord in all of new zealand...

Josh: Yeah, I'm moving to Christchurch
Josh's G/f: OMG NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Me: Thank the lord....
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Josh: Yeah, my mum is half Arab...
Me: Serious?
Josh: Yeah...
Josh's Dad: No, she's fully Scottish...
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Classic Joshie:
Josh: MY LIFE SUCKS!!!
Me: What a loser...

by josh is gay November 9, 2008

jockied

To be totally exhausted both mentally and physically.

At the end of the day I was feeling absolutely jockied.

by Susan Prendergast May 9, 2008

jochelo

a feeling whereby you are caught cheating unexpectedly

i was jocheloed when my boyfriend arrived and found me with my ex boyfriend

by ndemera July 12, 2019

Joshie Monster

Name of our Lord and saviour

THERES JOSHIE MONSTER Said Sam
LETS TALK ABOUT FORTNITE TO HIM Said James

by Swansey November 11, 2021

jowhiey

Twitch streamer/tiktok creator whos name can be used as a filler if you suddenly get confused and forget a word

"i love jowhiey hes my favorite content creator"
"i just jowhieyed everywhere

by Twig_g October 8, 2023