Jardell

Jardell is a kind and genuine gentleman who is always willing to help people out at his own expense. He is someone who is likey to go far in life, he also spends a lot of time doing work unrelated to school, but the work that he does do in replacement is likely to see him succeed more. Jardell is a unique individual who is appreciated in society.

Jardell is a good friend of mine.

by JohnT2003 September 4, 2017

jardeath

i met jardeath the other day and man does he kick ass

i saw jardeath and i shited myself so i gave fim 1 mil on runescape

by jardeath February 14, 2004

jardeath

good at everything

1.jardeath is the worlds best runescape player
2.jardeath kicks moncojhr up the ass

by jardeath November 14, 2003

Jardines

Used to describe a case of restaurant food poisoning accompanied by feelings of a jackhammer to the stomach and/or sudden, uncontrollable diarrhea.

"Dang woman, I think them chalupas compuestas gave me the jardines."

by Jupo February 4, 2005

jardvicht ardtifical ardvarcht

A condition in which the scphincter muscle contracts and retracts violently due to prolonged norse lords.

Rumor has it that Sue has jardvicht ardtifical ardvarcht, I knew she had it beforehand because her fingers stunk of raw fecis.

by garrisons andersons mastersons May 30, 2009

jard

Someone who can't type. Originated from someone's misspelling of Jared (the guy from the meme with "Hi, I'm Jared, 19 and I never learned how to read")

*while texting*
Sarah: OMG I can't read I'm such a Jard
Mike: A Jard? I see how this is *changes nickname to jard*
Jard: I hate you

by jard19 May 30, 2020

jard

something indians say, to indicate they have played a joke on you, whether or not you were fooled. most likely, you weren't fooled and you are explaining to them why they are so stupid.
also may be used with BLENG

indian: hey fok, yer shoes untied!
me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be..
indian: JARD!!!!!

by spanky July 10, 2003