jizzamagoo

a word made up by 73# |_|1332 1337. aka matt. an insult, also meaning "loser, yugioh nerd, or buttplug"

look at that loser, i think his name is dan. what a jizzamagoo.

by louizzle January 25, 2004

jizgasm

The self-explanatory word for the male orgasm

Damn, bitch gave me one hell of a jizgasm on the airplane last night, i ERUPTED.

by light skinned brotha May 23, 2006

jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz or to jizz before any sexual activity takes place.

Joe:Hey Jack. How did you get that white stuff on your hand?
Jack:I had a jizzaster.

by Urban Ranger April 14, 2003

jizzam

when a male pe teacher is staring at u change in the locker room. originated from the p.e teacher mr chisam

bob: isnt it weird how the p.e teacher stares at you when you are changing
jeff; i know, his name should be mr jizzam

by monroeuknow March 3, 2010

Jizzaster

any problem having to do with sexual intercourse or a relationship

That one-night stand was a jizzaster.
Wow, we should have used a condom;that could have been a jizzaster.

by Khalid Foster Wallace October 21, 2010

Jizzaster

An unexplained and unnatural disaster that results in everyone covered in jizz

"This movie theatre floor is so sticky, what a jizzaster."

by Skin-NY November 30, 2014

jizzamine

The Anglo-Saxon spelling of jizz. Typically only used by intellectuals that want to maintain a degree of casualness whilst conversing

I truly slathered her back with my paling jizzamine.
When my father passed, he was ecstatic at his post, his hair bedewed with his master’s jizzamine.

by Not Boosung January 17, 2018