jizzdust

dust left behind on poeple, places, or things from the male canidate. contains seamen that has been dried into dust.

yesterday i fucked her and now her bed has jizzdust in it.

by Bryce Sabey January 14, 2008

jizzdumpster

A woman who has sex with any and all men in a pathetic attempt to feel popular.

Cindy: Dottie sleeps around alot!

Cathy: Yeah, she's a total jizzdumpster.

by CynnamonGirl99 March 12, 2011

Jived

Severely damaged. Reduced to a state of collapse. Ruined.

Our traffic figures were good until the website got jived.

We ignored our customers, it nearly jived our whole business.

It used to work but it's jived now.

Can we fix it? No it's jived.

by Version2 August 12, 2010

Jizzed

Best.Song.Ever. About cumming in your pants.

I ate a grape and I jizzed in mah pants.

by Miku326 January 31, 2009

Jizzdog

A rare species of dog that suffers from frequent spontaneous ejaculation

'Woah! What was that?' - Jed said in shock as he wiped off the dog semen

'That's a Jizzdog Jed' - said Ted

by Coachmasterflex October 20, 2008

Jizzed

Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"

Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it

by Joseph February 8, 2005

jizer

a black man on crack

look at that jizer over there

by j-smooth December 14, 2003