by impettyasheck September 22, 2017
Get the jessicamug. a strong minded southern bell
whose idea of a perfect afternoon is
applying cake loads of drug store cosmetics to her face and going out for a walk on the Santa Monica beaches.
With the cold breeze rising up her pantie free legs and her double Ds strapped on good with a colorful hammock, which is also used in a dress like manner.
Because this is all left of her life after losing her teaching credential because her and her best friend would smoke out in
the back rooms of the science lab during teaching hours.
and her husband Eduardo a dirtty salvi leaving her with 8 kids and alotta debts after meeting a beautiful young puerto rican girl.
And the cosmetics surgeries haven't been helping because the
fault is iternal she needs to be happy with herself
she's depressed her family has rejected her existence for the fact that she has turned her back on their spiritual beliefs and instead of a traditional batmitzva she begged for a sweet sixteen and instead of ballet classes she asked for pole dancing classes, and later family rejection hit harder when she took up her carreer as a pornstar.
but at he end of the day her life is complete because
aslong as she has some fruit punch flavored kool aid and her best friend by her side nothing can go wrong.
they will walk the Santa Monica Beaches together
jobless,manless,and with long acrylic nails
but with their heads up high a joint in one hand and a 40 oz. in the other nothing can go wrong
whose idea of a perfect afternoon is
applying cake loads of drug store cosmetics to her face and going out for a walk on the Santa Monica beaches.
With the cold breeze rising up her pantie free legs and her double Ds strapped on good with a colorful hammock, which is also used in a dress like manner.
Because this is all left of her life after losing her teaching credential because her and her best friend would smoke out in
the back rooms of the science lab during teaching hours.
and her husband Eduardo a dirtty salvi leaving her with 8 kids and alotta debts after meeting a beautiful young puerto rican girl.
And the cosmetics surgeries haven't been helping because the
fault is iternal she needs to be happy with herself
she's depressed her family has rejected her existence for the fact that she has turned her back on their spiritual beliefs and instead of a traditional batmitzva she begged for a sweet sixteen and instead of ballet classes she asked for pole dancing classes, and later family rejection hit harder when she took up her carreer as a pornstar.
but at he end of the day her life is complete because
aslong as she has some fruit punch flavored kool aid and her best friend by her side nothing can go wrong.
they will walk the Santa Monica Beaches together
jobless,manless,and with long acrylic nails
but with their heads up high a joint in one hand and a 40 oz. in the other nothing can go wrong
john:damnn did you see that new movie jessica made
Juanito: OHH si si muyy caliente
john: shes yummy
Juanito: OHH si si muyy caliente
john: shes yummy
by kalua nelson March 25, 2008
Get the jessicamug. slim thicc legend periodt. can get that DICK. probably a thot at heart but is really genuine. also might have a daddy kink but we don’t talk about that
by sexcgorl99 November 26, 2019
Get the jessicamug. jessica is the most rudest girl i have ever met and can switch her emotion on anyone from time to time for no apparent reason and is a hoe. not trying to call anyone out but jessica nguyen is so mean to me and also is hating on me but we r considered “friends” even though i don’t have any because i am a loner that only talks to ppl that r in my cult and jessica’s just get me mad because they hurt everyone. they also have different emotions in different gps. jessica’s were also the reason of the jfk assassination. ALL jokes aside. jessica’s suck PERIODT
by uwuwuwu2.0 December 29, 2019
Get the jessicamug. jessica:all of this is true
by jessica name meaninf September 5, 2016
Get the jessicamug. by ashlynn is an dumbass January 15, 2020
Get the jessicamug. jessica is a very pretty girl but... she will take your mans and run wit him she is a bitch and only cares about her self she, will make any drama up for attemtion so if you come across a jessica tht calls herself issabella RUNNNNNNN
girl 1: omg i think were gonna get together
jessica/issabella: yea but he snaps me alot and he calls me cute 😚
jessica/issabella: yea but he snaps me alot and he calls me cute 😚
by jaocklyn diaz December 15, 2019
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