The cutest, tiniest, littlest, minusculest, compactest, portablest, miniaturest baby to exist. The size of him is so small that he cannot be seen with a microscope, he is known to be smaller than an atom and as cute as a kitten. He can only say one phrase “the birds aroused from the trees like they saw their favourite celebrity”, he repeats this phrase over and over because his brain is so tiny and cute it doesn’t allow for more information to be processed. A term to describe an insane amount of cuteness
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when he loves a girl or boy he will love them for eternity, even after it ends.
A red flag of his is spending thousands of dollars on transformers.
when he loves a girl or boy he will love them for eternity, even after it ends.
A red flag of his is spending thousands of dollars on transformers.
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There was this elderly lady in a little yellow car crawling along ahead of me. The minibus between me and her was tailgating her like mad, honking non-stop. I was stuck behind them, gritting my teeth, trying to keep calm.
That’s when I saw it — a white Honda Fit swerving wildly in my rearview mirror. At first I thought it was just another impatient driver trying to weave through. But then I got a clear look I gasped loudly who was driving the reckless Honda fit, it was Jeremy. My teacher in school, known as Mr. Thompson. And he wasn’t just distracted by his cell phone. He was… masturbating. While driving. Full-blown, screen-on, volume-up — I could hear the porn blasting through his speakers even with my windows up. It was unreal. Like something out of a nightmare. And he wasn’t even trying to hide it. It wasn’t just gross. It was a full-on jerkmare.
That’s when I saw it — a white Honda Fit swerving wildly in my rearview mirror. At first I thought it was just another impatient driver trying to weave through. But then I got a clear look I gasped loudly who was driving the reckless Honda fit, it was Jeremy. My teacher in school, known as Mr. Thompson. And he wasn’t just distracted by his cell phone. He was… masturbating. While driving. Full-blown, screen-on, volume-up — I could hear the porn blasting through his speakers even with my windows up. It was unreal. Like something out of a nightmare. And he wasn’t even trying to hide it. It wasn’t just gross. It was a full-on jerkmare.
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