jerkin' the gherkin

Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey.

Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.

by Grandmaster D November 30, 2006

Jerkin' Juice

Juice from jerkin' it.

Damn that bitch is so fine Im bout to make some jerkin' juice to that shit.

by Trent Dur October 30, 2008

jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

by rbnightmare May 18, 2009

Jedi Jerking

Pleasuring yourself with your mind just like a Jedi would.

Guy:"Do you know what i did yesturday"

Dude:"No what?"

Guy:"I was Jedi Jerking next to your mom"

by NHViolator January 16, 2014

jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003

jerkin your gerkin

masturbating, wasting time.

"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"

by andyrizz August 21, 2008

Jerking off

The Barbadian term for masturbating.

You were jerking off this morning.

by CTQH June 5, 2018