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Jerbish

The use of doublespeak and/or jargon to allude to an answer, and to elude a question. It can be read backwards as well as forewards simply because it's non-linear; linear perspective indicates no answer.

"A carrot on a stick."
Mounted to a pig,

that doesn't exist.

Trapped in a Mobius strip.
I had to sit through ten minutes of Jerbish on a YоuTube video. Even though it seemed like some point was being made, I distinctly recall not having discerned any intelligible information. I reached over to close the video and gasped in horror at my own reflection. My now 'mouth' was.. (open?), as if basking at the sudden realization. And my 'hands' too, as if the sight of them could bring me to my many feet in head-splitting agony. I passed out. And when I came too, I peered over my bed to my limbs, terrified of what I might see. "Oh, thank Yith." I said.

"Tentacles."
by Eman Abdussalam November 8, 2022
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jerbunkle

white guy: u stupid jerbunkle what’re you doing??
by dollxxoxo June 16, 2023
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jerby

I ain't gonna study, I'm feelin' all jerby.
by ken March 17, 2005
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Jerbonics

The ability to manipulate the english language into something that no one has ever seen. Through becomes throw. Two becomes too. Colts become Dolts. You get the picture.
"eye am pissed know becauze comeone kould steel my eyedenity!!!!"
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jerbillion

a reallly realllly really big amount
amy loves tracy a jerbillion times more than anyone
by almish September 27, 2005
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Jerby

commonly known as 'shit'. also known as dung, molasses or crap.

can also be used to define the act of shitting.
Two hours after eating veggies, I felt like I wanna jerby.

OMG! There's a floating jerby on the toilet!
by newjejebuster May 3, 2010
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jerbiden

When someone is completely out of touch with reality , is oblivious to obvious things, or has mentality checked out.
That dude just asked me where the nearest Starbucks was, and he’s standing right in front of one! What a jerbiden!
by William Bill Billson November 17, 2021
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