Jervee

Gay, homo, very sensitive and has a small dick. Easily angered by straight people and very smooth with gay guys. He sure knows how to handle a gay guy. Sometimes acts manly, but 99% of the time he is GAY. He is the
leader of the Gay and gay alliance. He has very soft hair with very FEW hair. "is in love with takayasu"

Oh no! He just pulled a Jervee *makes out with a guy*

"I hate you because you were being a "Jervee" on my"

by Stopitgaypeople March 24, 2009

ask jeeves bitch

A haltering phrase that is injected into a conversation to stop another from a bout of irrational questioning. Typically stated in the middle of a reply out of mere frustration or it can be used as an interuption of a 'too many questions' attack. May be a simple end rather than an answer to a useless question.

Example One
YoLandray - Hey man, who is going tonight?
Devondry - Everyone! Even Joe's cousin Lisa will be there.
YoLandray - Whaaaat!? Who is she with, who's she going with, is she with anyone, is it true what they... Devondry - Daaaam foo... I dunno, ask Jeeves bitch!

Example Two -
Sleepy - Hey Doc, is it true that sleeping aids cause oily gas?
Doc, Bashful aaaaand Grumpy - We dunno foo! Ask Jeeves Bitch!

by Berndoyd April 7, 2007

Jevee Massacre

Any hot looking Australian scene chick whose extremely bitchy, annoying, and a fake, but you still would want to fuck her. A "Jevee Massacre" would never talk to you unless you tell her she has nice shoes, hair, extensions, and or, nice fake eyebrows. Suddenly every girl on myspace around the world tries to be a one so they create an account & start stealing each others pictures. People now a days are becoming mentally pathetic but physically hotter at the same time.

Kid1: What time is it?
Jevee Massacre: *rolls her eyes*, *walks away*
Kid2: Hey nice shoes, Jevee.
Jevee Massacre: thank you, I bought em yesterday at some asian store
Kid2: Btw, what time is it?
Jevee Massacre: oh, you're wasting my time, *evil satanic look*
Kid1&2: Can we fuck you?
Jevee: *disappears*

by brotherfucker September 30, 2007

Jeejeesh

A God Tier Memer and the GF of a YouTuber who does those Hitler parodies on YouTube.

Also, a professional toilet cleaner and, according to ya boi Papa Gaypa, an ex-lesbian.

She is also obsessed with @everyone pings on the Discord chat application.

Jeejeesh: Hi I’m Jee, and HRP is my heart and soul. Have a Master Spark!

by SarcasticCynic69 May 11, 2018

Jeevesh

He's a cute guy with a huge friend circle, who's not interested in girls with name starting with alphabet "K". They are his enemies.. anyway jeevesh is handsome and looks sexy in his glasses.Someone likes him and is trying to approach him but she's afraid

Jeevesh is so sweet!

by Jeeaann November 23, 2021

Jeeves Retirement

The site with the deceiving name EVER. When i first went on it i thought it was going to be filled with saying how much they missed Jeeves or whatever, but nope. it's porn.
Went on it, and had close as soon i saw a tiny bit of it because my parents were in the same room.

Little Johnny: Hey Jeeves retirement site! I'm going to show my mom! Jeeves is my favourite mascot! Mommy look!
*clicks*
*jaws drops*
*turns around and sees his parents looking over his shoulders*

by Momma Bear135 March 21, 2009

jeeved

To stalk someone of a higher social status, and leaving your mark on that person.

James totally Jeeved on Natasha, and now no one wants to be around her.

by GrecaHabal August 6, 2011