Jebus

Originating from the hit show, The Simpsons (more specifically, Homer Simpson), Jebus is a new way to say "Jesus" without real offense intended.

* Playing Runescape *
Epithanyseek: Oh, Jebus!
Metaldrsmom: What?!
Metaldr: What did you just say, Epithanyseek?

by james_002 April 7, 2009

Jebus

Code word for hallucinogenic mushrooms.

"I was just prayen' to jebus officer, I swear!

by Sky March 5, 2004

Jebus

A mockery of the Archetype, Jesus Christ. First used by the cartoon character Homer Simpson.

Sweet Jebus

by Lmomyrpt November 29, 2015

jebus

A contemporary allegory for the chariot of the gods.

People get ready, there is a jebus a-coming. You don't have to believe, just get on board!

by thx7913 December 24, 2003

Jebus

The guy on the Zig-Zag pack

Zig Zag Whites have jebus on the pack

by Huge_One June 29, 2008

jebus

black jesus that can turn water into crack

guy1: whos jebus

guy2:black jesus

by championo March 11, 2020

Jebus

Word created by Danielle! She has all rights and claim to this word. The simpsons stole Jeebus from her mind.

Jebus is mah personal savior.

by danielle October 25, 2004