all fizz and no jizz

Adjective to describe an arrogant, conceited male who portrays himself as a major player with the ladies but when it comes to performing the sex act, he totally sucks at it and disappoints every chick that he fucks by cumming prematurely and blowing only a tiny, pathetic amount of jizz.

Allie: That baller you fucked last night must have been spectacular in bed, huh?

Brittney: No way! That loser was all fizz and no jizz!

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

Sis from another jizz

A sister that is the result of an ejaculation other than the one that produced the other sibling.

Who's that girl who can't even get a job? She's my sis from another jizz..

by Villus October 26, 2011

jizz diet

When a girl goes a period of time with jizz as her only intake / nourishment. Sometimes used as a very effective short-term method of weight loss, other times as part of domination & submission play. Rules vary; sometimes other drinks are allowed but rarely is any food permitted.

"She really pissed me off, so I gave her two days of the jizz diet."

"I made it four days on the jizz diet and lost five pounds."

by Michael Likesit June 17, 2006

jizzblast

Jizzblast, mainly used in porno's, describes when a man sprays his hot load i.e. ejaculates, all over their partner, usually on the face or titties.

Oh dear, you've jst jizzblasted in her eye. No she's blind!

by Jesus Rammsbottom January 2, 2007

Jizz Bitch

A bitch boy who loves doing chores and cooking dinner. Oh, and sucking cock, naturally.

Chris, the jizz bitch, loves to come home and cook dinner then suck off animals.

by derek2342453254 April 7, 2011

Jizz target

The target of a cumbrain or clit-tard's obsession; the next fuck to be lined up.

Darwin, a classic cum-brained troll squatlander, was the clit-tard's primary jizz target.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Juicy Jizz January

In the months after the dinosaurs invented No Nut November they decided to create the greatest thing known to man, Juicy Jizz January. They established 2 rules.

1)Nut at least twice a day everyday
2) On weekends nut three times a day

Person 1: I just barely made it through No Nut November.
Person 2: Ik but are you ready for Juicy Jizz January?
Person 1: Hell yeah.

by Honeybbqchnk December 1, 2017