Java

Short quick way to express something that is both funny and chill at the same time.

I spent the entire day in my pajamas watching Bob Ross paint happy little trees, java.

by Turtle Moose November 1, 2013

Java

When a guy is obsessed with a girl, but she's not interested.

Jeffery pulled a java when he throw rocks at Ava's window

by LeilaLucas March 4, 2017

Java

Shitty programming language that gave birth to Minecraft.

"ah fuck, Java crashed again."

by negos deltos June 12, 2018

Java

1. Name of various Islands in the Indonesian Region
2. Name of the sea called "Sea of Java", located around Indonesia
3. A programming language that is known worldwide
4. Coffee from Indonesia

1. The Javan Islands of the Indonesian domain is very beautiful.
2. Have you ever crossed the Javan sea?
3. The Java language is complex yet amazingly efficient for programmers!
4. Ah! Java coffee is the best!

by BestUrbanDick-tion-ural-y July 9, 2019

Java

A software engine held up by duct tape.

Hey can you pass me the java, I need it for this broken game.

by peeeeeeeeepe June 3, 2018

Java

The official name of rapper Luis Jump, known for his collaborations with Ahmad Peace.

John: You know Luis Jump?
Paul: No??
John: Oh, you might know him better by Java, that rapper

by Java-man50050 November 22, 2020

Java

Slang for coffee. Comes from the coffee beans produced in the Indonesian island of Java. 'Kopi jawa' refers to not only the origin of the coffee, but its style which is strong, black, and very sweet.

" Would you like a delicious java?" or "It's java time"

by Sozzi June 17, 2015