jart joard

A dart board (and/or darts) made of denim from blue jeans.
"Hey sexy mama, let's go toss the jarts on the jart joard."
by ilikemenwithnoballs February 17, 2023
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Jart

A "Jart" is a type of sexual act in which someone sharts after having had their asshole jizzed in - preferably onto their partner's face.
"Man, things got crazy last night between Beth and me...she had a dirty thunderstorm after I came in her butt."
"Man, things got crazy last night between Beth and me...she jarted after I came in her butt."
by thecujo December 11, 2019
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Jart, the opposite of Joever, for when someone is not feeling joever
"It's no longer Joever, it's Jart!"
"What the fuck does that mean?"
by KingMelted July 14, 2023
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The type of quick-burning pre-rolled cannabis joint that was prepared in a cigarette roller. Commonly purchased in 10-14 packs here in Canada. This is not a doobie or a blunt. This is a jart.
This crowd is really stressing me out, I think I'm going to go rip a quick jart and get my head on straight
by MaxlR June 24, 2023
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Similar to a shart, but produced out of an erect penis.

ie: To jart, verb. Jarted, pastence.
1) I pre maturely ejartulated.

2) She was going to go down, but I jarted instead.

3) She asked me to jart on her feet.

4) If jarting last more than 4 hours, use condom inplace of depends.

5) I jarted on the small area of her back.

6) Baby I just jart, but that doesn't mean i'm done.

7) "I took her to my house casue' she was fine, then she whipped out a jart stick bigger than mine." -Afroman
8) Interratial jarting

9) Anal jarting, that's shitty.
by Bobeaty July 09, 2010
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When something is very nart
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by Boykisser has your feet August 18, 2024
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A Jart is jizzing and farting at the same time
I had the shits and I saw a hot girl and then I jarted
by Jarto995 July 07, 2025
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