jankey

Adjetive. Anything that is beyond repair, of dubious quality, or otherwise without quality.

"Hey Jiba, what do you think of this drawing?"
"Man, that shit Jankey, dog, y'know-what-I'm-sayin?"

by Broke ass art student September 22, 2005

Janakitti

Powerpoint god

Wow that was a great presentation, that guy's definitely a Janakitti

by kcshen27 June 13, 2021

janak

a player, a true home boy... someone who breaks his back for his friends

eh 50 cent be straight up janak yo 4 shizzle

by junka July 6, 2004

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.

Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.

by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009

Janaki

Someone who's extremely attractive, a total badass and perfect in every sense.

Wow she's so Janaki

by Happinessisabutterfly May 4, 2019

jankem

the MOST discussing drug, first you shit in a bottle then you pee in it? right? then you cover the neck of the bottle with a balloon and place in in the sun for a week, called cooking jankem, after that you breath in the gas that the poop makes (methane) and you start seeing stuff like dead people, and purple dragons for DAYS

guy1: dude i really like that time when you farted in my face, i kinda got a little high
guy2: dude that could be cheaper then pot
guy1: yeah free, but what if we could increase the intensity like poop and pee in a bottle, then we cover it with a balloon and let it sit in the sun
guy2:ok i got to pee, but your shitting in a bottle
guy1: and then we could breath in the gas it makes just like farts we should call that shit jankem

Guy3: ok... you guys are fucked up

by waltrulz January 26, 2008

janked

beat, fucked up

that tv is all old and doesn't work right, it's janked.

that girl is a nasty whore, she's janked.

by LooP February 19, 2004