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Running a Jammer

verb: When hoovering over the seat of a port-o-let and letting the juice go all over the seat, making worksite art.
by floor boy October 20, 2003
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Muddy pink jammer

A penis that has gone from anus to vagina.
John gave his girlfriend a muddy pink jammer, And now she has a nasty infection.
by joey pea pot November 6, 2016
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handy jammer

Verb-a hand job or to jerk off.
Ex: tom got a handy jammer from nancy behind the shed.
Ex: my mom walked in while I was giving myself a handy jammer.
by vasshole September 27, 2010
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jammonini

When you a ginger and you be devouring/deepthroating a chicken bacon and mayo panini. Also you have to be named/nicknamed jammo. Only Jammo's are allowed to eat this fine cuisine.
Come on Jammo, gobble down that jammonini
by Jammonini January 31, 2017
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Jambos

Edinburgh (Scotland) slang for Heart of Midlothian Football Club, or "Hearts" for short. The nickname Jambos comes from the rhyming slang Hearts - Jam tarts. A bit silly, but there you go.
The singular, Jambo, is often used offensively by supporters of rival Edinburgh team Hibernian, or "Hibs" or "Hibees" (pronounced Hybees).
Like many cities, the rivalry between local football clubs can be intense, and although some might say it's "just in jest", the language used to describe supporters of the rival team can be offensive.
So: Hearts fans sometimes describe Hibs fans (Hibees) in derogatory terms, and Hibs supporters do likewise with Hearts fans.
As an unbiased observer. and looking through the posts in this dictionary from people who have written "definitions" which are nothing more than insults, and don't even explain what they're talking about; there are more insults written by "Hibees" about "Jambos" than there are vice versa. Furthermore, Some of the "Hibees" have written "definitions" of themselves which are self ingratiating and self congratulatory. On balance it looks to me like it is the "Hibees" who lose at the diplomacy game!
Btw The Urban Dictionary guidelines/rules state that inside jokes will be rejected, so that, and the fact that these posts contain no actual definition, should be enough to have them removed from the dictionary. On the other hand, they represent a record which tells a story!
"Come on the Jambos!" (Chanted at a football match.)
by LostInAField December 4, 2017
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The Lincoln log jammer

A sexual move where a man has a women shit on his dick and then jams his poop covered dick into said female's mouth while singing the national anthem.
Last night I did the Lincoln log jammer on Stacy she's still pissed at me.
by SirWoofen January 15, 2020
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jambouli

An arab, preferably with a gay moustache.
That dirty jambouli just ate feces.
by Mark Snicher April 5, 2005
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