Jeffed

An extreme level of drunkenness characterized by an inability to stand upright, often resembling a T-Rex. One version of the drunkenness scale is as follows: buzzed, drunk, wasted, f'd up, blackout, Jeffed.

After drinking 37 beers, he became Jeffed and seemed to undergo reverse evolution and become a T-Rex.

by ver Boyer August 7, 2008

jaffer

When someone is very cocky doing something easy which leads to an epic fail.

The word comes from the Canadian politician Jaffer who thought the Conservatives respected him thus portraying his family and followers as an epic fail.

The Leafs were going to score on an open net, but missed after showing off and fell into the boards. One hell of a jaffer.

by adamajid9 November 21, 2011

Jeffed

To destroy one at a game. To beat an opponent so bad, he or she will not attempt to challenge you again. Same meaning as Powned.

You just got jeffed.

by GSPOTJEFF February 6, 2010

murtaza jafferji

Weird... but still funny
Tries to tick people off... but still funny...EVEN HIS FACE IS FUNNY... lol jk
if he tried to be nice once in a while it would kill him. yep that's about it...

that weird kid is so murtaza.

by *`*~*~*`* May 9, 2005

Jaffer

A professional gaffe or lapse in judgement by a well-known public figure (especially a politician). A mistake of epic proportions.

I used my wife's office on Parliment Hill to make long distance phone calls for phone sex; what a huge Jaffer that was

Dude, I think that quitting your job scouting for the New York Yankees to break into porn might have been a total Jaffer.

by DeMinimisD April 27, 2010

Jeffed

When a joint or blunt goes out in mid rotation because someone takes to damn long to hit it.

Jeff : "So whats good for later"
Goons : "You Jeffed the blunt, shut up"

by HeyGoonz May 1, 2011

jafed

adj. messed up
noun: jafer: a robber;thief

you got an 89% on your test? Thats jafed!

by matrix14 October 26, 2006