Jacob Sartorius

Aka, Jacob Saggytits. He is hell. A gift from satan to let us all know that murder is sadly illegal, he is testing us🤔
"You know Ty? Total fucking Jacob Sartorius. Acts just like him."
by Dnce gvin dnce April 25, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

One who copies Caneron Dallas and has no real fans, cause he can't sing for shit.

Also known as: Ew Wtf?
1: Ew it looks like What's his name
2: you mean Jacob Saggytits?
1: yah, that one

3: DONT HATE ON JACOB SARTORIUS!

1: that's not how you say it. It's saggy-tits
by Jacob Saggytits April 28, 2016
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Some kid who got famous for basically nothing whose haters are ten year old boys or fifty year old men and fans are six to eighteen year old girls who will choke you to death if you talk anything bad about Jacob on social media.
Girl : I love Jacob Sartorius! I can't wait to meet him and finally be his girlfriend!
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Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old fuckboy who is famous for absolutely nothing. Jacob is known for being an extra in Magcon, posting cringey musicallys and using cheesy pick-up lines as captions to "flatter" his prepubescent female viewers, but insult any passers-by. fuckboy gay musically jacob magcon youtube
This guy keeps texting me. He's SUCH a Jacob Sartorius.
by connordolan March 25, 2016
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A thirteen year old baby who wears makeup and is obviously autotuned in his singing. His entire fan database consists of ten-year-old girls. My best friends little sister is in love with him and will KILL anybody who disses the supposedly ''bae'' '' singer.'' Jacob Sartorius pouts/poses in pictures like a 20-yr-old and doesn't know how to create thoroughly or even partially enjoyable ''music.''
Jacob Sartorius Fangirl: Oh my Godiva chocolate. Jacob Sartorius is bae!! He is sooooo BAE!!!❤❤❤
by emthesmølchild July 01, 2016
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An irrelevant rat that thinks he can sing
Person 1: have you heard Jacob Sartorius' new song?

Person 2: yes he's such a rat!!!
by fakeyouout May 04, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

More like "Jacob saggytits". He is possibly the worst, cringy kid to become famous. When his "fangirls" are screaming for him
Fangirl: OMG I love Jacob Sartorius

Me: I fuckin give up with this world 😑
by Futurenese November 02, 2016
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