Ithurtswhenipikachu (PokeMonnorhea)

1. A Link Cable Transmitted Disease (LCTD) contracted by contact with an infected person, television set, computer, GameBoy, GameBoy Advance, Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo DS, or Nintendo Wii, causing sore thumbs, headaches, the inability to forget anything related to this cash cow franchise, including but not limited to the names of all 493 pokemon, their stats, growth rates, locations and availability, habits, mating rituals, history, food chains, ecosystems, and origins.

2. Symptoms include: the inability to speak or think about anything unrelated to anything other than pokemon, and upon realization of the condition, a vain attempt to join in the conversations of others just to feel accepted after almost 10 years of knowing only pokemon as their god, and finally, a burning sensation caused whilst urinating.

person1:dude, did you see that episode of X-Play yesterday? Pokemon Diamond and Pearl totally got a 3/5!!
person2: lolzorz
chronic sufferer of Ithurtswhenipikachu (PokeMonnorhea): did you know that there are now over 493 different species of--
person1 and person2 together: stkfu, we don't want your disease!

by aka_Pyro April 29, 2007

Public Boob Itcher

A Girl Who Will Itch there boob in public and will sometimes be proud of it or try and show will off some times

Michelle: *itches boob*
Alex:What are you doing?
Michelle: itching my boob*
Alex:wow your such a public boob itcher
Michelle: Thanks.....Wana itch?
Alex:no fucking way

by A-loiy December 3, 2009

inherit the wind

1. play read in english 11 classes throughout the country that promotes safe sex and family guy-oriented outtakes;
2. slang meaning to literally catch someone else's fart, or to inherit it through grandma's will.

Grandma ate many beans today and sat on my face, forcing me to inherit the wind

by A.J. Harris October 11, 2006

inherent-property

adjective

inherent-property, refers to certain natural instincts or traits existing in something such as mammals and animals, in the state of nature. Such as the natural instinct of animals and mammals in nature marking the boundaries of there territory or domain.

It is a Lions inherent-property to mark the boundaries of his territory or domain.

by Baron Neville September 6, 2016

Inhertia

When you sleep with a gal and you really like her, it's the force (inertia) that makes it hard to leave her bed because you enjoyed being "in her."

Why are you so late to work?

I was on a date with this gal last night and I stayed over for the first time. I woke up at 7, but inhertia kept me us bed so I didn't leave until after 9. And yes, it *was* worth it.

by ramdanger May 17, 2013

inheritance poll

A sports poll in which the starting order of the poll remains relatively unchanged unless a team losses.

A poll in which a team can only move up if a team ahead of them losses.

That poll is an inheritance poll, you need to find one where the teams are reevaluated weekly if you want me to take it seriously.

by noonereal May 4, 2016

Inherited Salmon

When you get bitten by a salmon and inherit his genes becoming a half human half salmon hybrid.

“Holy shit Steven, are you okay?”

“Yes Gered. I just got bit by a salmon”
(Steven turns into an inherited salmon)
“Steven!! Youre an inherited salmon!

*fish noises*

by Gelatinous October 13, 2018