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Post Underwear Itchies

The uncontrollable itch experienced immediately after removing one's underwear prior to a shower or bath.
I was about to hop in the tub when i suddenly got hit with a major case of the post underwear itchies.
by DenimDog March 5, 2012
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itchit

The word to describe someone who wants to make up a word for 'urban dictionary' yet cannot, so instead they stick 2 real words together creating a itchit.
George: geez I'm so bored what can i do?

Sally: go on urban dictionary and make up a word

George: I can't make any up

Sally: Just make an itchit!
by Sniffles joe August 17, 2006
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Itchin Mikitchin

Girls Like To USe This When They Are Suffering From A Very Uncomfortale Itchin SItuation.....In The Fanny Area
When Your Infront Of Others U Can Jus Say....
Wow... Itchin Mikitchin...
And No One WIll Eva Know...!!
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itchtight

Another way of saying that something is off the heezy.
You like my chrome shoes?
Eya, itchtight!
by eminemthethug June 14, 2003
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itchitaintitis

A medical condition when your taint gets chafed and itchy. Can be caused by sweating or by having your taint licked and not drying it properly.
I can't stop scratching my grundle. I think I have itchitaintitis.
by t September 3, 2004
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Itching my threshold

To itch ones threshold.
To itch ones genitalia.
When someones balls are itching this term is used to make a public statement that you are going to or are currently are itching them.

Comes from the totally awesome soundtrack of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World in the song "threshold" (played by the fictional band sex bob-omb originally written by Beck) at the part in the end when the lyrics go "reaching my threshold" but the word "reaching" is commonly mistaken for "itching"
"maaan my threshold is REALLY itching"

dude 1: right so in 1777 george washington-
dude 2:DUDE!!! what are you doing??
dude 1:WHAT?? im itching my threshold!
by Guy who misses california March 22, 2011
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itchin and bitchin

Generalized as an incident in which a male uncontrollably scratches his balls/nuts and his wife and or girlfriend (sometimes mother) begins a bitch fit over it
Last night Itchin and bitchin occurred yet again. Ain't gna stop me from relieving myself though.
by Shutdafaqupcharles February 21, 2015
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