Penis

~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
~

The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

by Doug January 23, 2005

penis

Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site.

By reading this you are infact a penis.

by mkic0n January 20, 2003

penis

A slang word for dick.

See also:
dick
donga
Richard

The scientific name for a man's penis is dick.

by Don't Be A Richard June 27, 2014

Penied

The act of either denying a Penis access, or Denying access to a penis.

Rhonda refused to have sex with Jim. He totally got penied.

by The Penier May 11, 2011

penis

If you can't think of anything else to look up on this website you are here!

Man penis is all i can think of

by Ball Sac March 24, 2004

Penis

1.The thing that makes or breaks a relationship.
2.The thing easily replaced with my showerhead.
3.The thing that makes me wanna puke if it's under 5 inches...or over 11.
4.The most disgusting, addictive part on the male body.

1.Can I see your penis before I say "I love you."?
2.Who needs a penis when I can masturbate all night?
3.Omg ow your 12 inch penis is going in my uterus.
4.This is so gross but I can't stop sucking your penis.

by small penis hater December 7, 2003

Penis

The piece of meat hanging off above the scrotum in between the man’s legs.

The penis is what’s used to fuck pussies and cum inside of them. You can also jerk off. You can put this into another mans anus or a females pussy. You can also suck it. This dangling piece of beauty has many uses.

I wanna suck and fuck that penis so bad!! Give that penis to me right now!

by Dickcumlord November 10, 2019