Pat

a guy so white you need shades when you get intimate. but you feel him, like him and do not want to lose him. and because theres feelings involved you experience his white as a thing of beauty.
"tell Pat that you enjoy, appreciate, value and adore his white. and that its not about superficial things like that anyway. the body is just random genetics, the soul is true love and sex"
by Krkič March 2, 2020
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Pat

A Very Sexy Man, Coming From Suffolk, That Is Cool And Sometimes His Last Name Begins With A C.
by Patrick123456789 October 18, 2008
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Pat

A kid with an unusually large forhead. Often so large that it's capable of interfering with the stardard line of sight up to 73 km. A forhead so large that it can be easily mistaken for the CN tower or any other massive landmark. Often refered to as CN Pat, or Pat Tower.
Pat move your fuckin forhead, I cant see shit!
or
Pat im trying to take a picture of the sky, move your fuckin forhead!!
by Mike September 6, 2008
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Pat

A "Pat" is used for people who are rude, bossy and selfish. Probably using this to a "bitch" is a good idea!
Emily: Ugh, the new girl is so rude, bossy and selfish! She doesn't even know how to talk nicely. She has no manners! And she is such a b-
ME: Don't call her a B, say, she is such a Pat!
Emily: She is such a Pat!
by Bexzi January 7, 2018
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pat

pat- a marijuana joint that you pass from one smoker to another at a gathering
Krissy never comes around unless we passing pat!
by merriamwebsta December 17, 2006
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PAT

Publicly Accessable Terminal (PAT). This is basically a computer or device usuable by the public.
Don't leave your personal information on a PAT, delete cookies first.
by druss666uk August 2, 2006
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pat

-verb.
To 'pat' someone is to throw one's excrement, especially faeces, at them.
Ladies may also choose to throw used menstrual regalia instead of faecal matter.
One may commit the ultimate pat by furnishing one's bowel with the necessary materials before positioning oneself directly above the head of a friend, relative or perhaps passing person, thence one proceeds to pat them right on the head.
Katy was constantly banging on about her wide-set vagina, which finally pushed Alex to the point of patting her with sloppy twos.

Alex had been a dick to Katy so she pat him. She pat him good.

Katy's menses had stained Alex's favourite shirt after the pat attack, therefore he fucking killed her dead. Bitch.
by MEFF February 11, 2009
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