Iowa

One of the crappiest states in all of the US. Many people from Iowa are farmers, or their career somehow relates to agriculture. Quite possibly the New Jersey of the Midwest, (although to say that is an insult to Jersey)while Minnesota is like New York (cos we've got Minneapolis, bitch!).

I hate Iowa. Half of the people are idiots. Plus it smells like cows there. Cows and pigs.

by goddess of grammar December 14, 2008

IOWA

Idiots Out Wandering Around

Dude, that's a total IOWA'n there.

by Signe Newman June 28, 2008

iowa

Indian for "The Hole"

Welcome to Iowa, the hole in the middle of the United States.

by PunkArs March 20, 2008

Iowa

A midwestern state south of Minnesota
which stands for:
I - Idiots
O - Out
W - Wondering
A - Around

Iowa stands for Idiots out walking around.
Pretty self-explanatory

by JFuller December 24, 2007

IOWA

I
Owe the
World an
Apology

"We're the center of the universe," cried the city slicker wannabe from Des Moines to the bumpkin from Ottumwa. After ranting on for half an hour, the bumpkin punched the city slicker in the face. Afterwards, the city slicker muttered "IOWA--I owe the world an apology for my bragging."

by Braniff June 11, 2009

Iowa

A state in the U.S. that would be average except for one thing: Slipknot.

Iowa would be boring if not for Slipknot.

by Anonymous debunker of religiou June 21, 2008

Iowa

A very homosexual state. Home to the worst drivers to ever bless the great nation of the United States of America.

Hank: What happened on your drive back from Missouri?
Kevin: I got caught in Iowa and one of their 50 gay pride parades on my 25 mile journey back home. Almost got into 8 car accidents as well.

by iamnotgay June 30, 2008